The Planet Earth is an island in the Solar Sea.
The 12 tribes of Earth had better learn to get along for the obvious reasons.
As your king, I recommend you stop playing around, get out of the living room and get to work.
Here's your choices:
1. Do the dishes (house servants),
2. Weed the garden (field servants),
3. Patrol the borders (join my army).
Remember your higher power. Perfect is the enemy of good, and bad is even better.
Chose a lower power and you can work in the basement, shovelling coal. It's your choice.
